Crossroads (1986) – The Symbolism of the Crossroads
Ain’t got no chance Blind Dog. You SOLD your soul. You goin’ down, all the way down. Hell hounds on...
The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992) Classic Movie Review 292
I could work my will, every idiot who goes around with “Merry Christmas” on his lips would be cooked with...
How to Stuff a Wild Bikini (1965) – Classic Movie Review 210
Call me by my full name: Bwana Chickie Baby Call me by my full name: Bwana Chickie Baby Today on...
Olive the Other Reindeer (1999) Classic Movie Review 179
It’s kind of hard to explain. Have you heard of deus ex machina? – Olive the Other Reindeer (1999) Today’s...
Songwriter (1984) Classic Movie Review 117
All you sombitches do. Today’s movie is Songwriter (1984). This movie is a romping stomping Texas-sized comedy with a country...
White Christmas (1954) Classic Movie Review 94
There’s no Christmas in the Army, Captain. Today’s movie is White Christmas (1954). Don’t ever watch this movie. I only...
Purple Rain (1984) Classic Movie Review 65
…you have to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. Welcome to today’s show is Purple Rain (1984), my...
